How to lie ( Or run against your record)

Watching this yokel is more annoying than usual lately, for his campaign theme is now " I am Mr. Future". What this really means, of course, is "Please do not look at what I have actually done for the last six years while I sat on Bush's lap wearing a dress whispering in his ear like Marilyn Monroe". What he has done, for six years is screw ordinary people over for access to power and money, and now, when the train he rode is ready to crash, he is trying to jump off. Except he cannot ...